Seamus Heaney!! Seamus fuckin' Heaney!!
See, it could be him because he's giving a reading on campus this afternoon. And I'm pretty sure it was him. In fact, I almost ran up to him jumping up and down going "Are you Seamus Heaney?!" but he was with someone and I was already walking in a different direction and I didn't want to look like a complete and total wanker.
Of course I immediately called scarcrest and told him. His response to my glee was to ask if Judd Winick had gotten the restraining order yet. Bitch.