Which Middle Earth race are you? go to:the quiz!
"You're a hobbit. You're the shortest little thing, and you have hairy feet. Mostly you just hang out with lecherous wizards with gnarled staffs and smoke pipeweed. If you could find something more boring to do, you'd likely do it instead."
See, I would love to think I would be an elf. They're elegant, graceful, beautiful, etc. etc. ad nauseum. But at heart, I know, as much as I'd like to think otherwise, I'm a hobbit. I like to eat a lot, I like to drink a lot, I'm kinda lazy, I generally blunder through life, and I have this sneaking suspicion that I give off the impression that I've smoked way too much hobbit weed and fried my brain.
But I'm cute, right?