Michael Jackson really, truly, totally has the flu.
False. He's totally faking it.
Who do you blame for the cancellation of the NHL season?
I'm not Canadian, I don't give a shit
LeBron James will be better than Jordan.
Are you smoking crack?! That's Michael Friggin' Jordan!!
Steve Nash is the MVP.
la la la laa I can't hear yoooooooou!!
Britney has now surpassed Christina Aguilera on the Skank-O-Meter.
I'm holding out for the inevitable Playboy centerfold.
Next one in divorce court?
Paris Hilton (she's not married yet, but can you imagine it lasting longer than five minutes?)