Why hasn't Kelly been posting?
There are only so many ways you can call George Lucas an idiot
"Update Journal" page no longer shiny enough to hold her attention
Being a squeeing fangirl is a full-time job
Secretly became Republican and doesn't want anyone to know
Hiding under the blankets sulking because the Suns are down 0-2
Too busy having sex
Ran out of good swears
SVU isn't as much fun to bitch about when it doesn't completely suck
Putting the finishing touches on the Steve Nash Seduction Plan
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