Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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I have a very sheltered husband.

So James and I are discussing how my butt looks in a pair of his pants that I stole borrowed.

Me: I hate to be the one to tell you this, honey, but... I'm not really a hoochie mama.
James: I don't even know what that word means.
Tags: james, scenes from a marriage
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