I'm always doing ass-type things like not being nice enough to my friends, or pissing off my friends, or freaking out my friends, or scaring off my friends.
I am a *huge* ass. Coincidentally, I am a huge ass with a huge ass.
I make an ass out of myself every day.
I made a big ass out of myself Friday night. I hope I didn't damage any dear friendships by being an ass Friday night.
I make an ass of myself in class. I make an ass of myself over email. I make an ass of myself on the phone. I make an ass of myself at Innovox. I am an ass.
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.