Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator

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I'm an ass.

I'm *such* an ass.

I'm always doing ass-type things like not being nice enough to my friends, or pissing off my friends, or freaking out my friends, or scaring off my friends.

I am a *huge* ass. Coincidentally, I am a huge ass with a huge ass.

I make an ass out of myself every day.

I made a big ass out of myself Friday night. I hope I didn't damage any dear friendships by being an ass Friday night.

I make an ass of myself in class. I make an ass of myself over email. I make an ass of myself on the phone. I make an ass of myself at Innovox. I am an ass.

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
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