Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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A new theory

Today in the break room at the library I noticed a magazine titled "Child," and I idly wondered why I'd never seen fathers reading it, only mothers.

Then it hit me.

Women read magazines about being a better mother, being a better entertainer, being a Martha Stewart clone, thin rich celebrities, being a better cook, dieting, expensive fashions on skinny models, and pleasing your man in bed.

Men read magazines about cars, boats, hunting, fishing, naked women, gadgets, and how to get your woman to please you in bed.

I think I just figured out why women have higher rates of depression than men.

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