Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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My embarrassment is your amusement.

Because I have absolutely no sense of shame, let's have a look at my latest online suitors.

Here we have a gentleman who, according to his profile, is from Islamabad, Georgia (is that in Gwinnett County?):

"the most important thing in me as a quality is that i want to have relations wioth people from different communities. i am a smart and young man of 22. i visit different places. i am a journalist with having a master degree in english besies other degrees"

And he certainly writes like someone with a master's degree in English.

And don't miss this gem from Miami:

"am chubby.i like to have anice lady to have along term relationship my wife.

That's it, folks. That's the whole profile.

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