Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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A tale of two Mays

May 2000: I was graduating from Vanderbilt 42nd in my class of seven hundred-something, was expecting to get engaged soon to a guy who worshiped me, and had the whole world at my feet.

May 2002: I just bombed yet another class, thus ensuring my hoped-for advisor thinks I'm a lazy moron, I'm over a thousand dollars in credit-card debt, I can barely get out of bed in the mornings, I couldn't get a date in a singles bar full of desperate men, and I have no idea what to do next.

I've gained forty pounds and lost everything that mattered.

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