Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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The Morning Karma Report

This morning I...

** christened Sam the cat "Cat Bastard" (get it?): -1 karma point
** drove like a maniac: -10
** honked my horn at someone who turned when I had the arrow: -1
** resented a car with multiple Duke stickers: -3
** resented a skinny blond jogger: -3
** bellowed "Fuck you!!" at a car that pulled out in front of me, causing me to miss the arrow: -2
** said "fuck" a lot: -2
** was late to work: -20

Conclusion: I should have stayed in bed.
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