Has anyone else seen the episode of Space Ghost that Space Ghost wrote himself? All the grammar is fucked up and stuff. And then Moltar does something Space Ghost doesn't like and he's like, "Moltar bad. Moltar go to prison." So Moltar has to go stand in this little part of the set designated "prison." And then Space Ghost sends Zorak to prison but has to bring him back because he does the music.
Has anyone else seen this, or did I imagine it after drinking too much cough syrup?
When you're moving, you really find out who your friends are. And it appears mine are my ex-boyfriends.
Here's the approximate timeline for my move:
12:30 PM -- Adric calls. I'm still in bed. He hangs up. I go back to bed.
2:30 PM -- Adric calls back and convinces me to get up.
3:00 PM -- Adric arrives. He pulls out his cell phone and proceeds to do business while I freak out and throw things in boxes.
3:30 PM -- A. arrives, bitches at me for not having packed better, calls my soon-to-be (and not present) ex-roommate a vulgar term for female genitalia.
3:35 PM -- A. disappears. Adric and I think he must be drinking my roommate's beer.
3:40 PM -- A. reappears, announces he erased my roommate's voice mail. I chastise him loudly.
3:45 PM -- For the twentieth time, I tell A. he cannot throw a penny in the garbage disposal on the way out.
4:00 PM -- A. and Adric carry almost everything heavy while I stand around and feel uncomfortably like a damsel in distress.
5:00 PM -- Caravan
5:30 PM -- Adric takes off after unloading heavy objects.
6:00 PM -- A. and I head back. I spill Gatorade on myself in the car.
6:30 PM -- A. expresses a desire to chew out my roommate.
7:00 PM -- I clean the bedroom and bathroom. A. says "Why don't you kiss her ass while you're at it?" I reply that I'm doing this not for her, but for my own peace of mind, and anyway the unmopped bathroom floor is revenge enough.
8:00 PM -- Caravan, part two
8:30 PM -- To get me out of his workaholic way, A. suggests I order the pizza.
9:00 PM -- Pizza and Alias. I break into spasms of joy when I ask A. to put his plate in the kitchen and realize it's *my* kitchen. A. helps unpack.
10:00 PM -- Though A. and I cannot find my stereo cord, I'm thrilled to decorate the place with my favorite trinkets which make me feel at home.
11:00 PM -- A. leaves with my heartfelt thanks and a nomination for the "Best Ex-Boyfriend Ever" Award.
11:01 PM -- I find the stereo cord. Joy!