You know when you're at the pool and you're trying to breathe through your nose but it hurts because you've gotten chlorine in your nose? That's how I feel right now.
I don't want to write this paper I don't want to write this paper I don't want to write this paper...
(thud thud thud thud)
What I really need right now is a nice backrub and about 72 hours of sleep.
I haven't slept. I've been working on this damn paper. And I still have papers to grade. I'm going to have to pull a true all-nighter.
And the hysterical thing is, no matter how miserable I am, I won't be able to bring myself to skip classes tomorrow because I've done all the damn homework!!! If I'm going to prepare, I want everyone to know it, dammit!!!
I am a golden goddess!!!!
I have pulled an all-nighter to write that stupid paper!!
I rock!! I rule!!
I ...still have twenty-something undergrad papers to grade.
I haven't slept in over 24 hours.
I am borderline psychotic.
Please, do not expect anything of me today. I won't be able to give it. I want someone to give to me for a change.
And if you hear any strange reports on the news, you'll know someone got in my way.