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Headaches. Coughing. Arguments. Crying. Sleeplessness. Too much sleep. Disappointment. Erratic eating habits. Thoughtlessness. Rejection. Stress. Confusion. Forgetfulness. Paranoia. Irresponsibility. Embarrassment. Incompetence. Stomach pains. Hypocrisy. Selfishness. Threats. Self-destruction. Sloppiness. Wastefulness. Exhaustion. Poverty. Mismanagement. Procrastination.
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