Okay, dammit, I'm officially sick. Bring me soup and chocolate.
(sing-song, of course)
Nobody likes me. Whine whine whine whine whine.
On days like today the casual cruelty of the world is too much for me to deal with.
I'm sorry I had a bad day and pissed everyone off and people took me off my friends list. I thank everyone who cares about me.