Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark

I'm at work. And I'm sleepy. I'm sooooo sleepy. I'm not even sure if I can make it through the day, let alone the puppet show.

Bring me your caffeine...

I don't post many quizzes, but knowing how my gal pals feel about this one...


Take The Ewan McGregor Test!

The really funny thing is, I really am the original romantic dreamer. When I took the Kingdomality personality test freshman year of college, I came out "Minstrel." These two friends of mine who are sooooo logical (they're INTJs, I'm an ENFP) constantly made fun of me, calling me the "dreamy minstrel" who had no logic and just wanted to be in love.

The irony is, they both threw over their careers for the first guy to propose. I'm the one who gave up love for career.

(A career that ended up sucking the life out of me, but I digress...)

I want to be a librarian.

(In a real library. Not a law library.)

Did you know that LiveJournal won't let me add "getting kicked out of grad school" as one of my interests?

There's nothing like reading Newsweek during your lunch break to get yourself in a bad mood.

I've been criticized here in the past for criticizing John Ashcroft. Well, last summer he rejected pleas to hire more counterterrorism agents while quietly moving his own airplane travel to a chartered plane for security reasons. If that's not a reason to detest him, I don't know what is!

And how about that lovely, hate-filled Benjamin Netanyahu? No longer content to have been run out of office on a rail once, the corrupt creep is now doing his best to piss everyone off and make an already bad situation worse.

I started making obscene gestures at every picture of officials I didn't like.

I found this using the new "friends of friends" feature, which is really cool. For those of you with paid accounts, you can use it by going to kellinator.livejournal.com/friendsfriends (use your own username, of course) and see the entries of your friends' friends.

Supposedly, Dr. Phil talked about this on Oprah. I got a 44; do those of you who know he think it's me? I'm not convinced.

"Here's something that you may find interesting ... psychological profile, don't be overly sensitive!

The following is pretty accurate. And it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test
for yourself and send it to your friends, including the one who sent it,
and let them know who you are.

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