Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark

Homicide: Life on the Street was the best TV show ever. I miss Homicide.

I'm straight.

Except for Gillian Anderson.

If anyone has any idea why, on the hottest day of the year so far, lil' ol' heat-sensitive me is sitting at work drinking a non-iced cappuccino, could they let me know?

I think I need a cult following.