Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark

If anybody wanted to, like, bring me some caffeine before I fall asleep at the desk, that would be great.

I love bob_dot_com. And so should you!

Wherefore it has been concluded that:

1). practically all of us would like to eat at the Melting Pot;
2). the Melting Pot is butt-expensive;

I propose that someone with the room and fondue implements throw a FONDUE PARTY!!

What do you think?

Maybe I should just become a bartender for a while!

Sleep all day, stay up all night, and I'd get all sorts of material for my writing!!

My eye-candy supervisor who brought me coffee has gone to Minnesota for the rest of the summer. Damn.

Tomorrow morning I'm heading to Tennessee to visit my family for a few days.

I have rarely been so in need of a vacation. Unfortunately, this one doesn't involve beaches, daiquiris, or cute boys in swim trunks.

But I'll take what I can get.

Okay, thanks to shadesong and yendi, I have new userpics. What do you think? (If you say I'm ugly, I'll cry.)