May 5th, 2003

Daria

Fun with profanity

After a couple of weeks of threatening to do this, I'm carrying through: Today I am keeping a running tally of all the profanities I utter, complete with time, circumstance, and four-letter words used.

So... any bets on the final total? I'm surprised to discover that it's so low so far for a Monday, probably because I actually got out of bed at a decent hour and therefore wasn't running late or hitting the snooze button.

And does anyone have an opinion on whether profanities written in LiveJournal count?
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Daria

Opening this up for speculation

Hee hee. I am far too easily amused!!

Poll #131598 $%#@!!

Rounding to the nearest ten, how many profanities will I use today?

Mean: 62.31 Median: 60 Std. Dev 23.48
10
0(0.0%)
20
2(5.1%)
30
3(7.7%)
40
6(15.4%)
50
4(10.3%)
60
7(17.9%)
70
5(12.8%)
80
5(12.8%)
90
1(2.6%)
100
6(15.4%)

Should I count profanities written on LiveJournal?

Duh, yes!!
31(79.5%)
They're not spoken, no!!
8(20.5%)
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Daria

The profanity tally

8:53 AM -- Realize I've left my cell phone in the house.
"Fucking fuck!!"
8:59 AM -- White Geo pulls out in front of me.
"Fuck you!!"
9:12 AM -- No parking spaces left.
"...please, please, please, FUCK, please."
9:17 AM -- Fumbling with parking tag
"Come on, motherfucker!!"
10:05 AM -- Forgot to put lunch in freezer
"Oh, shit!!"
10:46 AM -- Problems with an ILL request
(under breath) "Shit."
11:18 AM -- Another ILL problem
(under breath) "Shit."
1:10 PM -- Requested book is checked out
(under breath) "Shit."
1:32 PM -- Already forgot why
(under breath) "Fuck."
1:33 PM -- Non-circulating book
(under breath) "Shit."
2:31 PM -- Missing book
(under breath) "Shit."
2:45 PM -- World's Slowest Elevator
"Motherfucker!!"
4:00 PM -- Book not on shelf
"Shit."
4:25 PM -- Wrong law journal
"Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit."
4:30 PM -- Copier out of paper
"Shit."
7:08 PM -- IMing with pxlboy
"Then again, I'm motherfuckin' stubborn."

Spoken = 24
Written (on LJ) = 3
Total = 27

I know that doesn't sound like much, but don't worry, I'm going to talk to atomicnumber51 tonight and we all know what that will lead to.
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