Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark

Today I celebrate one year on the job!! And I haven't even killed anyone yet!!

When I mentioned this to Will, my boss, he looked kinda nervous and asked if murder was forthcoming.

One of my coworkers called me Goth today. This is, like, the first time in my life that anyone's referred to me as Goth. Guess I better practice my brooding!