This one took me quite a while because I couldn't think of four weird things about myself. But better late than never.
Which one of these is a lie?
I went to kindergarten with a murderer.
I flunked my driver's test when I pulled out in front of another car.
I was once briefly engaged.
During my freshman year of college, I drank champagne until I puked in the administrative headquarters of my college, under the watchful eye of VUPD.
I once received a mob death threat.