I have just learned that in Salt Lake City, you can be jailed for up to one month for failing to return a library book.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
My favorite stapler broke. I am in all sorts of a snit fit over it.
The fact that I'm having a temper tantrum over my favorite stapler breaking embarrasses me.
The fact that I have a favorite stapler embarrasses me even more.
I feel compelled to point out that I've tried to watch Office Space twice and both times I've fallen asleep.