unanon and I can't figure it out: How come Agent Smith is so damn hot we can barely stand it, but Elrond isn't?
Has anyone tried to send me an email this week and had it bounce? My account appears to be wonky...
Okay folks, alanator and I are cooking, and we've got my Big-Ass Bottle of Coconut Rum. You know what this means: in about an hour, Drunken Babbling Posting!!
I cannot take credit for this excellent question. I got it off Colin Quinn's talk show on Comedy Central.
If Jesus Christ were running for office today, would the Christian Coalition endorse him?