"Stop looking nervous, you know I'm harmless."
--Me, to a coworker I'd just informed that I was "gunning for bear" this morning.
"A whole lot of trouble could have been avoided in the past 3,000 years if God had just added an 11th commandment: 'Thou shalt not be an asshole in my name.'"
Things I've learned from many years of watching sports, confirmed this morning by watching the ESPN interview with Keyshawn Johnson:
If an athlete says, "I don't think I'm selfish"... he's selfish.
If an athlete says, "I didn't say that. I never said that. You guys misrepresented me"... he said that.
If an athlete says, "I've never been late to practice, ever"... he's full of shit.