November 19th, 2003

Daria

sports snark

Things I've learned from many years of watching sports, confirmed this morning by watching the ESPN interview with Keyshawn Johnson:

If an athlete says, "I don't think I'm selfish"... he's selfish.
If an athlete says, "I didn't say that. I never said that. You guys misrepresented me"... he said that.
If an athlete says, "I've never been late to practice, ever"... he's full of shit.
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