December 15th, 2003

Munch by kimberly_a

Monday randomness

Things I Don't Understand:

  • Why they call it a shit-eating grin. I mean, I can't imagine that eating shit is something that would make you grin (and if it is, I don't fuckin' wanna hear about it).
  • Why my mom, who lives eight miles out of BFE, Tennessee, can purchase a six-pack of her favorite adult beverage on Sunday if she wants to and I, in the burgeoning metropolis of Atlanta, can't. (Not that I needed any more alcohol yesterday... I'm just sayin', y'know?)
  • Why recent immigrants, especially ones who work in convenience stores, find me irresistible. What, do I have a wholesome all-American look, or is there just a big sign that says "Green Card" taped to my ass?
  • Why Saved by the Bell has been released on DVD but the kickass X-Men cartoon from the '90s hasn't. Not in total, anyway.
  • Why I bruise if you look at me funny, but  I can't remember ever getting the flu, not even when my county was having a flue epidemic so bad that all the schools closed. Of course, I'll probably be getting it soon because of my deliberate tempting of fate, when I informed my flu-addled GM that I wasn't afraid of his germs and gave him a big hug.
  • What happened to all the really funny things I came up with for this list but now can't remember.
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