December 18th, 2003

brood

Checking in

Stayed home today and slept. Feel like crud, starting to get congested, but will probably go to work tomorrow, because lying around the apartment with no human contact seems to exacerbate some depression issues I thought I had whipped. Checked with the doctor and she doesn't think I need a prescription, just lots of gargling.

I feel... so damn helpless. I can't solve my own problems, let along those of my friends. And how I wish I could.

*sigh*

Feel free to text-message me and try to cheer me up. Yes, I know this is attention-whoring, and no, I don't care.
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Daria

Phone Post: phone post 18 December 2003

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“You are all cordially invited to mock me for I have spent the past 20 minutes in Wal-Mart. Yeah I know what you're thinking, how dare I go to Wal-Mart in the first place, but really it wasn't my fault. My brother had given me this giftcard for my birthday or something and I found it last night, so being sick and in a bad mood I decided just the thing to cheer me up would be a brand new copy of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on DVD. So I went to Wal-Mart.

The nearest Wal-Mart to me is in Tucker and I swear it's located at this temporal vortex where everyone walks in and they instantly start being assholes. It's amazing! I've never seen anything like it in any other type of store or even any other Wal-Mart, it's just people instantly start fulfilling the worst stereotypes you can imagine and everyone gets tunnel vision where they, like, stand around with their buggies blocking the aisle and it's just a nightmare! I always come out of there hating humanity.

Well, anyway, as you can probably guess, they didn't have Aqua Teen Hunger Force. They had... they had S.W.A.T., the first season. Okay, which one of ya'll was crying out for S.W.A.T., the first season on DVD? Bueller? Bueller? Yeah, I thought so.

So anyway, in conclusion, Wal-Mart sucks, Christmas sucks, people suck and being sick sucks. Now I'm going to Best Buy.”

Transcribed by: multiple users
Daria

Phone Post: Hallelujah!

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“And yes,I did get Aqua Teen Hunger Force at Best Buy, which make me happy but I'm sure you're all disappointed because I was getting ready to make a phone post that rivaled the one after I got the obscene phone call in which I talked about having sex with goats and all that.

So anyway, I got it, and I feel a little guilty about getting myself something a week before Christmas, but it's not like my family is going to get me anything I want anyway, and it's time for me to be a little selfish.

I feel better now.”

Transcribed by: multiple users