February 9th, 2004

Aragorn by delectableoomph

"Peter Jackson is a [bleep]ing hack!!"

Yesterday during a break in the Mutants and Masterminds game, our GM Scott saw fit to show us all the Two Towers: Extended Edition Easter egg.

For those of you who haven't already seen it, it's Gollum's MTV Movie Awards acceptance speech. And it may make you wonder how much crack he was smoking on the set. In other words, I laughed till I cried.

Naturally, this led to a discussion of whether Yoda would ever call George Lucas a fucking hack.
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Holy cow!!!

Guess who just called me?

Jeopardy!!

The audition was so long ago (almost a year!) that I'd pretty much figured that was it for this season and I'd just have to audition again later. But they want me out to tape in less than a month!!

*brain explodes*

Ohmigosh!! How am I ever going to manage all this?! How much is a plane ticket going to be?! What should I be doing to practice? I haven't even been taping the show!! Has anyone got any advice? My lord, I don't want to humiliate myself on national television... Will I freeze? How much weight can I possibly lose in a month?

*remnants of brain explode*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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