August 31st, 2004


Phone Post: ah! snake! ah! snake! ah, it's a snake....

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“It's 1:30 in the morning and I really need to sleep because I have work in the morning and I'm running out of sleep deficit and I cannot sleep because *deep breath* I keep hearing these noises in the night, and normally "no big deal," probably just the fan rustling some papers, right? But Saturday morning there was a snake outside on my doorstep and it was just a baby snake but still, it freaked me out, because, if you don't know, I am absolutely phobic about snakes, like, terrified of them, can't-watch-"Crocodile Hunter"-terrified of snakes, so I'm just like, lying here, going "oh my gosh, what if there's a snake in my apartment?" because I have seen them recently, and I swear my next apartment is not going to be a basement apartment and *deep breath* I suppose I could tear up my apartment and try and find the damn snake, but well *sigh*, I'm not brave about snakes in the first place, let alone at 1:30 in the morning in my pajamas and fuzzy slippers. *sigh* So, if I don't show up at work in the morning... It's because a fucking vampire snake bit me in the night and drained out all my blood, and maybe I should just go watch SportsCenter.”

Transcribed by: sertrel
Victoria by stevietee

*insert your own favorite profanity here*

Well, apparently a snake didn't come after me last night, but never mind that because I've got bigger problems.

Being unable to sleep until after two in the morning meant that I slept through my alarm and woke up less than twenty minutes before work. I was still only ten minutes late... but damn am I bitchy. Even more so than normal.

Realllllly hate snakes. Realllllllly hate paranoia.
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DragonCon prep

I still don't know if I'll be able to come Thursday night or if I have to wait till Friday afternoon. Work stuff.

Poll #343572 yay for DragonCon!

Going to DragonCon?


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