October 4th, 2005

penguin bitchslap

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Apparently my mom is on one of her email-forwarding kicks today. I know in the past I've complained about her sending me dirty jokes, but I think I'd rather her send me those than what she's sending today, which is Heartwarming Claptrap (tm).

An excerpt:

"Send this to the people you'll never forget and

remember to send it also to the person that sent

it to you. It's a short message to let them know

that you'll never forget them.



If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're

in a hurry and that you've forgotten your

friends."

No, actually, it means I love my friends very much and don't want to send them cheesy forwards that will send them into insulin shock. Or maybe it means I have a good sense of self-preservation and don't want to get my ass kicked.
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