November 7th, 2005

gaming

Great Moments in Gaming (or at least, Very Funny Moments in Gaming)

The moment this weekend in streamweaver's Eberron campaign that nearly made me fall out of my chair:

Martin the Irritable Ranger has gotten into a shootout with four kobolds disguised as halflings. Some of the arrows have gone astray into a crowd.

Town Watch: Hey, who's firing arrows into the crowd?... HEY!! You can't bring kobolds in here!
Martin the Irritable Ranger: I DIDN'T BRING THE GODDAMN KOBOLDS!!

Followed by jokes about kobold leash-laws.

In the meantime, as the other characters were getting possessed and finding out Deep Dark Secrets, my character, Nora the Insane Halfling Bard, was having a great time hanging out with the circus and dancing, getting drunk, and making out with strapping halfling lads. It's good to be Nora.
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