Today is our holiday party at work, so I decided to be festive and presentable for a change and wore a suit. (That my mom purchased at Ross for $17.99, but the professors don't need to know that.) I feel almost professional. Except I'm still thrown because the suit has pinstripes and one of my co-workers told me I look like a mafioso. Does this mean I get to sit next to the punch bowl and break people's knees?