February 21st, 2007

Oscar by ushitora_icons

latest stop on the Brit-go-round

For the second time in less than a week, Britney Spears has checked out of rehab after less than twenty-four hours.

For cripes' sake, Brit! I've actually spent time asking myself if I am a bad person for watching your downward spiral like it was Dallas in the '80s! After you checked into rehab yesterday, I told myself that I should have compassion for you in what is obviously a bad situation! But I can't take you seriously if you won't take yourself seriously! I mean, the reports that the first thing you did after getting out again was hunt down a tattoo parlor, which you couldn't even go into because it was closed because most people do this thing called SLEEP! Could you make this any trashier if you tried? Seriously, is one of the Five Gnome Bankers who run the world (D&D joke, you wouldn't understand because you need a brain to play it) paying you off to behave so ludicrously that the entire public is distracted from Important Stuff by the trainwreck? Or is it just jealousy because Anna Nicole is getting more press and she's dead? I didn't think it was possible, but you're giving white trash a bad name. If nothing else, get help because next to you, K-Fed is looking like the sane one.