ptwarhol: (glaring) Dead.
kellinator: What's the cat's name?
ptwarhol: (still glaring) Fuckin' dead.
kellinator: (trying another tack) I mean, what does your roommate call the cat?
ptwarhol: (in utter agony) Schmee.
You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."
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