Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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Why I'm always so sleepy

Here's an average night at Casa Kellinator...

Go to bed. Get up and let Sam in. Can't sleep because of Sam tearing up the apartment looking for food. Yell at Sam. Sam starts scratching and meowing. Get up and let Sam out. Nick runs in. Try to coax Nick to curl up in a little ball of kitty love. Nick scratches at the door and meows. Get up and let Nick out. Sam runs in.

Lather, rinse, and repeat. And repeat. And repeat...

One of my friends who crashed on the extra mattress one time said I kept doing this in my sleep. The cats have me very well-trained...

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