Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

  • Mood:

I'm a bitch.

Woohoo. A and sirinek and I went to trivia tonight and it sucked big smelly donkey balls. All the teams were rude and cheating. I told one bastard off at the end of the night and he called me a bitch. Coming from a big sack of monkey shit like him, this was a compliment. If I ever play there again, I wanna see how many names I can get called.

Yeah, I'm a bitch! And damn proud of it!

A wanted me to make sure you all know that he's really cute and cool and available.

You know how when you apply for a job, you have to have references? I think we should start getting references for people we date. I'd give A a good reference.

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