Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

Mommie Dearest

Things my mom nagged me about over break:

-- my sleeping habits
-- my room's cleanliness or lack thereof
-- my weight
-- my new rubber duckie
-- my breasts
-- my taste in men (shouldn't have told her I think Richard Belzer is cute)
-- my foul language
-- my yelling at the TV during Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
-- my favorite stores
-- my having a mind of my own

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