You know, at times like this I think I'd like to be the Milk and Cookies Fairy. You know, just show up when someone's about to lose it and wave my wand and go "Here! Milk and cookies!" Cold milk and gooey just-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. I figure then people would just about have to cheer up. And if they didn't, well, then, I could always turn them into a frog.
Because everyone needs a dream.
You know, at times like this I think I'd like to be the Milk and Cookies Fairy. You know, just show up when someone's about to lose it and wave my wand and go "Here! Milk and cookies!" Cold milk and gooey just-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. I figure then people would just about have to cheer up. And if they didn't, well, then, I could always turn them into a frog.
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You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."
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You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."
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Here's a longshot
Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…
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Game of Thrones geekery
I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…