Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator

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Because everyone needs a dream.

Today I've seen too many cranky people that I don't know how to cheer up.

You know, at times like this I think I'd like to be the Milk and Cookies Fairy. You know, just show up when someone's about to lose it and wave my wand and go "Here! Milk and cookies!" Cold milk and gooey just-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. I figure then people would just about have to cheer up. And if they didn't, well, then, I could always turn them into a frog.
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

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