Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

  • Mood:

Because it's ALL ABOUT THE SNARK, baybee.

The funny thing is, being depressed is giving me my best material in ages!!

"Now if I could bottle my sense of humor, I'd have an industrial-strength rat poison."

"I'm stuck in the box, so I can't think outside the box... which means I will never be a corporate high-roller."

Ummm... I thought there were more. Guess I'm not that funny after all.

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