He starts playing this parody of "Cat's in the Cradle" (by, I believe, Harry Chapin) called "Cat's in the Kettle." The premise of the song has to do with the urban legend that Chinese restaurants cook and serve cats.
We're giggling when I turn my head... and discover that jonnyX has just wandered into the room. With a cat cradled in his arms. The expression on his face... the only way I can describe it is "abject horror." I halfway expected him to take both cats and go hide in the garage or something.
I have a feeling that jonnyX won't be leaving his cats alone with HugMe for the foreseeable future.