Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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Lil' Miss Nutty-as-a-Fruitcake, that's me.

I have a totally overactive imagination -- at least when it comes to all the bad things that could possibly happen. I'm like a walking Murphy's Law. I may have trouble imagining what it would be like if something went right, really right, but I can sure tell you -- in vivid detail -- what would happen if/when something goes wrong. Just today I had vivid daymares about professors screaming at me, nosy relatives putting me down, and a particularly unpleasant one that made me so unhappy I'm not even going to go into detail.

The thing is these nasty little figments of my runaway imagination can get me so totally worked up that I'm afraid one of these days I'll be screaming at someone How dare you call me a smelly bag of pig testicles when I'll remember uh, they didn't say that at all.

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