Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator
  • Mood: snarky

Noooooooooo!!!!

According to Time magazine: "To all those lovelorn Gen-Xers who've been waiting for geek-hunk actor John Cusack to show up outside their windows with a boom box: he's not coming." Because he's dating Meg Ryan.

It's bad enough that he's not dating me (seriously, there is no accounting for some people's taste), but couldn't he date someone cool instead of fluffy-brained, post-feminist Meg Ryan?!

(kellinator and atomicnumber51 collapse in a sobbing heap)
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

  • Game of Thrones geekery

    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…