Woke up this morning,
got yourself a gun.
14(22.6%)
hit the snooze button fifteen times and was late for work again.
30(48.4%)
actually, it was more like afternoon.
15(24.2%)
in a ditch, wearing a lampshade. Man I love college!!
3(4.8%)
Your mama always said
you'd be the chosen one.
17(27.4%)
don't spoil your supper.
6(9.7%)
don't you look at me that way, young lady.
21(33.9%)
I don't know, I wasn't listening.
18(29.0%)
She said you're one in a million,
you've got to burn to shine.
14(22.6%)
which means there are still something like six thousand people exactly like you.
27(43.5%)
bet she said the same thing to your twin.
5(8.1%)
when do we get to say "goddamn"?
16(25.8%)
But you were born under a bad sign
with a blue moon in your eyes.
24(38.7%)
yeah, you're a Scorpio.
9(14.5%)
that's what she gets for having a Michael Jackson poster.
14(22.6%)
can't we watch Six Feet Under instead?
15(24.2%)
Goddamn shame about it.