Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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My 30-second review of VH1's Top 100 Song list

This list is utter shit. It offends my sense of aesthetics. Fucking "Baby One More Time"?! Only if the Afghan Whigs are covering it, as scarcrest would say. And is it rock or pop? "My Heart Will Go On" isn't rock. I'm not even sure if it's pop. I think it's a showtune. You want a great song? Then where the fuck is "Baby Got Back"? I done told ya that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!!

Get off the crack, VH1.

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