Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator

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I've been robbed!!

Lunch Bandit on Homicide: funny!!
Lunch Bandit at the law library: NOT so funny!!

Somebody took my motherfuckin' lunch!! Stole it right out of the break-room fridge!! I had to take an extra half-hour to go get some greasy disgusting fast food which is not good for my diet!!

You better hope I don't find you, Lunch Bandit!! I will reach down your throat and get my lunch back!! I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew!!
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

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