"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."
I take it all back. Dumbledore can kick, Snape can kick, hell, Harry can kick. But Hagrid's going to survive the whole fucking series.
How do I know? Because Hagrid's the emotional heart of the series. Every time he gives Harry that photo album, I burst into tears.
(But I still want Snape in a sleazy hotel room.)