Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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Shower meme questions from wolfieboy

1. Describe a recent way that you've been adorably neurotic.

At the recent They Might Be Giants concert, I ran around in the rain, dragging poor alison_says behind me, because I wanted a tasty alcoholic beverage and I hate beer and I was convinced that there had to be a tent selling Jack Daniel's lemonade or something similar if only I could find it. (alison_says was a real sport about it.)

2. Do you only cuss in english? Do you restrict your cussing to only the standards or do you employ other invectives?

Oh, no. Though scarcrest and I have joked that my interest list really should have "prolific profanity" rather than "creative profanity", I do strive to keep things interesting. I lived on the extremely slack German hall in college for three years and picked up a variety of fun German swears that way -- though I do admit I usually just yell "fuck shit piss!!" or something similar when I'm in a hurry. Once in a while I will come up with something impressive, though, not that I can remember any of it right now.

My cursing quirk is that I will say every word you can think of and a few that you maybe haven't, but I do not take the Lord's name in vain.

3. What's the most amusing stuffed animal that you have?

Well, the one with the best story is probably poor Rosalind the stuffed tiger. Nick the cat keeps trying to hump her.

Aside from that, I have a stuffed bear in a flapper costume named Daisy Buchanan. That's probably pretty amusing.

4. Where would a third arm be attached? What would you do with it?

I think on my right side below my other arm. That way, I would have another right hand, which would be useful because I'm right-handed.

5. What's a way that you've taken care of yourself lately?

I've eaten salad this week, cooked myself chicken and dumplings (I love!!) the other night, had a bubble bath the other night, and I'm getting a massage tonight, which will hopefully help get rid of the backache I've had for a couple of weeks.

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