Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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The secret to world peace

I'm convinced we'd significantly reduce wars, crime, and general assholery if we would all just get more massages.

I got one last night. If you're in the Atlanta area and need a good massage therapist, make an appointment with Tim at Crystal Blue in Little Five Points. He's the bomb. He said I had the most tension in my shoulders, not surprisingly, because they've been hurting for weeks.

Of course, after all of this I was so relaxed that I fell asleep before I could call several of y'all. My apologies and I'll try and get you this weekend.

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