Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator

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Make me happy, buy me stuff!!

(well, it's worth a try! ;) )

I need a sword! I was just saying the other day, not only would a sword look cool, it would ensure that people wouldn't fuck with me. And not only would it ensure that people wouldn't fuck with me, it would just be so hysterical to have sweet-innocent-looking lil' ol' me, the girl next door, standing there with this big-ass sword. Plus, if I were ever called on as a badger assassin, then I'm ready to go!!
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    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

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    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…