Actually, I think that's a pretty apt description of my personality.
But I outdid myself today (since boss is not here, no worries about looking "unprofessional", whatever that is). Two types of blue glitter eyeshadow, shimmer lipgloss, shimmer lotion...
But the crowning glory: My fingers and toes. I've got so much glitter nail polish on that if the sun catches it just right, I could probably temporarily blind someone.