Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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In the tradition of creative (and prolific) profanity

A list of my favorite swears.


The Gold Standard
** Fuck. In all its wonderful variations. Frequently heard as "Fuuuuuuuuuck."

Slightly More Creative
** Dicksmack
** Fuckwit
** Fuckbomb (thanks, elizabethf!)
** Fucktard

Much More Creative
These are primarily thanks to ariedana, who once distracted me from an emotionally volatile situation by inviting me to come up with some truly creative insults.
** Shit-snorting sphincter
** Piss-gargling prag
Ummm... there were more but I can't remember them.
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    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

  • Game of Thrones geekery

    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…