Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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Fun with the sitcom meme

I frequently fill out memes but rarely post them. But frankly, I liked this one because it says scarcrest is played by Joan Collins.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Visiting kellinator (TNN, 9:00): kellinator (Bridget Fonda) thinks whiskey_man (James Earl Jones) has a Brooklyn accent. That night, squiddna (Jason Behr) uses missbiscuit (Gene Kelly)'s armchair. Then, dhappy (RuPaul) and tropiquena (Ana Gasteyer) build a shed at the cinema. Later, dorktowerfeed (Priscilla Presley) gets mad at isis (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and decides to join the Peace Corps. On the other side of town, scarcrest (Joan Collins) burns pinkeffigy (Sally Field)'s notepad. (Closed captioned.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

But then I got to thinking... actually, my life is already a sitcom, and it's even zanier!! So with a little judicious copying and pasting, I came up with my own, much more accurate, sitcom:

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Kellinator's So-Called Nervous Breakdown (Comedy Central, 3 AM): kellinator gets in trouble for smoking all of 10dimensions' cloves. That night, alanator pisses off sirinek by building a shrine to Donald Rumsfeld. Then atomicnumber51 and gamgee get thrown out of the DNA Lounge for kung-fu fighting. Later metaphorge decides to start a cult and ariedana and kellinator get in a fistfight over who's more neurotic before deciding they'd really just rather drink all of reannon's alcohol instead. Meanwhile spazzkitty barfs on the rug. After reading edie22's RPS "Heated 18: Has Anyone Seen My Kryptonite Buttplug?", scarcrest sees the light and starts writing Homicide slash and stalking Andre Braugher. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Now all we need is the cast!

Poll #170183 Casting call

Who's playing you?

Who's playing me?

Cast your friends!!


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